When is it patriotic to like crap?


Erna Mahyuni
The Malay Mail Online
September 11, 2013

SEPT 11 — You would think I set fire to the flag and declared my allegiance to North Korea, judging from the vitriol I got for my “Tanda Putera” review.

Someone even said that I shouldn’t have been so hard on the film since it was “a local film.”

So if it is a local film, I shouldn’t expect it to have a coherent script?

So if it is a local film, I shouldn’t hope the actors are more than decorative furnishings that speak?

So if it is a local film, I should fully expect it to be bad and be pleasantly surprised if it does not suck

If a film is about any of our historical leaders, painting them in a beatific light then I have to like it before even watching it?

I swear we live in a nation populated by brainwashed sheep. Where when you point out the wolves, the sheep will bite you in retaliation.

My hate for “Tanda Putera” was also, supposedly, a sign of my “not getting laid enough.” It is bad enough that is a hateful, sexist remark but the person who said it was a woman.

I may not agree with what many people say about many things (or even about me) but opinions are what they are, opinions.

But it is not an “opinion” to say that a person’s opinion of something is directly correlated to what goes on in the bedroom.

So are you saying that the decisions of noted celibates like the Pope, the Dalai Lama and other religious figures are motivated by their lacking a sex life?

Dear Malaysians: you can have 20 orgasms a day and still find “Tanda Putera” lacking.

There is nothing wrong with having high standards or at least aspiring to such.

Why must we always set the bar 100 per cent lower whenever we critique Malaysian productions or anything from Malaysia for that matter?

I refuse to like or dislike anything purely on the basis that it is Malaysian. My taste for it will entirely depend on whether I really like it or whether it really is good.

And for the people who are giving me crap for my “Tanda Putera” review?

Here is my opinion: you don’t watch good films enough. And that really has nothing to do with your sex life.

  1. #1 by sheriff singh on Wednesday, 11 September 2013 - 11:46 pm

    It all boils down to our education system that gives many people extremely stunted and warped minds. Listen to our radio and your mind is further retarded.

    Why do you think we generally don’t score well internationally and is heading southwards in all fields? All due to UMNO Lama dan Baru.

  2. #2 by sheriff singh on Wednesday, 11 September 2013 - 11:49 pm

    Tanda Putera is an epic movie – an epic B-S.

  3. #3 by Di Shi Jiu on Thursday, 12 September 2013 - 12:59 am

    Erna Mahyuni,

    “…when you point out the wolves, the sheep will bite you in retaliation…”

    Hahahhahahahahah!!

    Too funny!!!! :)

  4. #4 by Noble House on Thursday, 12 September 2013 - 5:08 am

    -//My hate for “Tanda Putera” was also, supposedly, a sign of my “not getting laid enough.” It is bad enough that is a hateful, sexist remark but the person who said it was a woman.//-

    Perhaps the neurons become desensitized and need more and more to produce the high-to put out pixie dust, metaphorically speaking.

    What this woman could be saying is “Look, I am well laid in every way possible!”

  5. #5 by Bigjoe on Thursday, 12 September 2013 - 8:46 am

    Uuh.. Someone don’t think something is weird with a pro-UMNO FEMALE critic that is WELL-LAID??? We know there is a lot of them, UMNO loyalist crave and fantasize for them but they are not suppose to show themselves in public at least not reveal their true self..

    They are such screw-ups..

    • #6 by Noble House on Friday, 13 September 2013 - 3:02 am

      Now, why would anyone thinks something is weird with a pro-UMNO Female critic that is WELL-LAID, really?

  6. #7 by 1elderly voter on Thursday, 12 September 2013 - 10:26 am

    THAT IS WHY “MALAY” SIANS CAN NEVER IMPROVE. THEY EXPECT A ‘WALKING STICK” EVEN JUST FOR A FILM REVIEW!!!

  7. #8 by lee tai king (previously dagen) on Thursday, 12 September 2013 - 11:41 am

    Suck.
    Suck.
    Suck,
    Hey.
    This aint milk.
    No boy. It aint milk.
    Its blood, actually.
    Oh! No wonder it taste sooo goood.
    Suck.
    Suck.
    Suck.

    umno … starting them early.

    Endless possibilities.
    Unlimited stupidity.

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