Latest version of Rasa Sayang

The real Rasa Sayang Song In Malaysia

Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah Sayang Sayang eh,
He lihat Pak Lah tidur
Rasa sayang sayang eh,

Budak mongolia di luar pagar,
Ambil C4 tolong bombkan,
Saya budak baru nak mengajar,
Kalau salah you duduk diam – diam.

Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Zam bodoh rasa sayang sayang eh

Zainuddin kita nak marah al – jazeera,
tapi sendiri tak berpengetahuan,
Mungkinkah belajar dari [deleted]*,
Kerana jawapannya macam ketam.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang Eh
Eh lihat parliment rasa sayang sayang eh

Parliment kita macam zoo negara,
Penuh dengan banyak binatang,
Ada beruk, monyet dan kera,
Kalau pergi sana bawalah kacang,

Rasuah Sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat rempit jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Khari kata rempit sangat terer,
Mereka ialah mat cemerlang,
Otaknya sekarang entah mana,
Mungkin nak jadi rempit di longkang.

Rasuah sayang eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat bola kita jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Dulu kita main bola peringkat antarabangsa,
Sekarang main macam ketam,
Kalah 5 – 1 kepada Cina,
Semalam pula kalah kepada vietnam.

Rasuah Sayang Eh
Rasuah Sayang Sayang Eh
Eh lihat Indonesia jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Rasa sayang milik indonesia
Malaysia kata mereka punya
Otak engkau lagu ini milik kita
Kita punya Rasuah sayang sebenarnya

Rasuah sayang eh
rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat polis jauh rasa sayang sayang eh

Bila nak tiba hari raya
Polis kita merata rata
Muka mereka semacam saja
Bagi IC dan ringgit Malaysia

Rasuah sayang eh
rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Pak Lah tidur rasa sayang sayang eh

Air di Johor melimpah limpah
Pak lah beli rumah di Australia
Bila Mahathir kita marah
Dia kata rumah itu orang lain pula.

Rasuah sayang
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh Malaysia hancur rasa sayang sayang eh.

* As there is complaint that this reference is offensive.

(This new version of Raya Sayang making the rounds on the Internet. Anybody knows who is the originator, who should step forward and be proud of his/her creation. – kit)

  1. #1 by a-malaysian on Saturday, 9 February 2008 - 3:02 pm

    Reflect the true color of umno control bn. I think the whole bunch of monkeys from the top downwards are going after the creator and strip of his/her citizenship. They surely are going to make a big fuss out of it, monkeys getting

    50 years is ENOUGH
    Vote For A Change
    Vote For Any Opposition
    Give Them A Chance To Change For A Better Malaysia
    Remember bn Is A Useless Grouping Of Self Serving, Corrupt, Dictator, Power Crazy, Racist, Kris waving, etc, etc type of parties.

  2. #2 by mendela on Saturday, 9 February 2008 - 3:12 pm

    Yes, this version will prevent Indonesians from claiming Rasuah Sayang is theirs!

  3. #3 by dawsheng on Saturday, 9 February 2008 - 3:17 pm

    This is so funny at the same time, so true!

  4. #4 by tuai rumah on Saturday, 9 February 2008 - 3:20 pm

    Yes, I totally agree with this lagu! BN was and is the most lazy and brainless regime!

    I wonder what happens to our Think Tank? Eating, Sleeping & Reproduction!

  5. #5 by sheriff singh on Saturday, 9 February 2008 - 4:06 pm

    I am sorry to admit it, but – I am Spartacus.

  6. #6 by carloz28 on Saturday, 9 February 2008 - 5:00 pm

    Rasuah sayang,
    Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh,
    Eh lihat kaum India rasa sayang sayang eh.

    Protes Hindraf memang patut,
    Hak mereka telah diragut,
    Kuil diroboh sehingga kaput,
    marah kecewa India terus melaut.

    Rasuah sayang,
    Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh,
    Eh lihat Samy vellu rasa sayang sayang eh.

    Kata Samy pula jangan dihasut,
    Mau sapu isu di bawah selimut,
    Bila Samy naik gelabah and kecut,
    akan luput kareernya di sg. siput.

    (PS. Okay uncle Lim, i dunno whether i’ll get villified like Namewee for posting this, but if anyone question u about this, just tell them i modified the lyrics from the song ‘This Ain’t a Love Song’ from Jon Bon Jovi..)

  7. #7 by mobileworld on Saturday, 9 February 2008 - 5:05 pm

    This is funny and the reality of Malaysia! Dont worry Indonesia will not make a claim on this one!

  8. #8 by k1980 on Saturday, 9 February 2008 - 5:36 pm

  9. #9 by kaybeegee on Saturday, 9 February 2008 - 6:02 pm

    You must be joking to ask the writer of the song to identify him(her)self. Would be a ruckus in Parliament.
    Indonesia wont claim this song. They claim Malaysia. Their people can travel in and out of Malaysia freely unhindered by THEIR Police and Immigration and Navy.
    Hari Raya Indon President can even broadcast a message relayed to his countrymen and women here.
    Why not Arroyo for Christmas?
    I think UMNO is scared of another confrontation.

  10. #10 by cemerlang on Saturday, 9 February 2008 - 9:00 pm

    ha ! ha ! cute but sadly true ! Anyway, it looks more like a pantun. Where is our Zan Zan man ? He should balas it, isn’t it ? May be via RTM ? Keep tuned to TV 1, TV 2, TV 3, NTV 7, Channel 8 and 9 and whichever channels or radio frequencies they have. Oh ya ! I forget even the Astro channel. If you switch off the government channels, you still have the private money making channel. mm ?

  11. #11 by decapod on Saturday, 9 February 2008 - 9:46 pm

    This is below the belt

  12. #12 by pulau_sibu on Saturday, 9 February 2008 - 10:30 pm

    Rasa Sayang originated from Indonesia. Boleh stolen it

  13. #13 by k1980 on Sunday, 10 February 2008 - 10:42 am

    Your per capita income up 40%, now at RM22,345?

    Bank Negara’s rogue forex speculator, now Second Finance Minister, Nor Mohamed Yakcop was quoted as saying in Penang that Malaysia’s per capita income rose by 40% in 2007 compared with 2004. He said that per capita income was now RM22,345 compared with RM15,819 previously. In other words, Nor Mohamed was implying that Malaysians from all walks of life are better off now than four years ago, when Abdullah took over from Mahathir.

    Tony has this response:
    Nor Mohamed Yakcop must either be completely out of his mind, or can no longer perform simple Mathematics or worse, attempting to insult the intelligence of ordinary Malaysians.

    Malaysia’s Gross Domestic Product (GDP) grew by 5.0%, 5.9% and an estimated 6.0% in 2005, 2006 and 2007 respectively according to the Government’s official statistics. (Source available here)

    Based on the above growth rates over the past 3 years, Malaysia’s GDP grew by approximately 17.9% from 2004 to 2007.

    Income or GDP per capita is calculated by dividing the GDP with the total population. Therefore, it is completely inconceivable that our per capita income increased by 40% when our GDP grew by only 17.9%. Unless of course, the honourable Minister believes that our population shrunk by some 16%!

    To achieve 40% growth, Malaysia must be growing in excess of 12% per annum. Hence, to grow by 40% over 3 years, with a population growing at just under 2% per annum, that will actually make Malaysia the fastest growing economy in Asia, outstripping even China and India.

    The Second Finance Minister should refrain from getting intoxicated by the general election fever, in the attempts to paint a heavenly picture of the Malaysian economy. He must instead make an official public apology for his outrageous claims.

  14. #14 by grace on Sunday, 10 February 2008 - 12:04 pm

    Very true picture of Our Goernment! I must congratulate the author of this masterpiece.
    Hey, why not PAk Lah make it the anthem of Putra Jaya. They can sing it duting their weekly assembly in front of Pak Lah.

  15. #15 by kaybeegee on Monday, 11 February 2008 - 2:19 am

    Why doesn’t UMNO tell Pak Lah to step down?

  16. #16 by damianyeow on Tuesday, 12 February 2008 - 12:42 am

    Mr k1980, our ministers & MP’s with SPM level qualification, that also with qiven quota passes & grades, of course they don’t know mathematics lah, the type of figures u come-up & present to them is as good as teaching a cow how to read….but then(mystery)
    How did they get to be ministers then?
    By waving kris, make fiery speech, crack sexist jokes, raise racial
    slogans, their equally brainless supporters will without thinking(thinking is really hard work lah) put this bunch of morons into power, so what to do?, just watch them destroy the country lah,
    what else can do, if we talk to loud, there will be a ‘a bloodbath’ according to a speech by one of the UMNO local leaders. Is there a solution? Only one, deny BN 2/3 majority, failure to do so, is a ‘slide back to the Dark-Ages’

  17. #17 by choonchoy on Tuesday, 12 February 2008 - 11:44 pm

    What’s the difference between Laika (the first dog cosmonaut), Albert (the 1st monkey astronaut) and Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar (the first angkasawan)? Albert n Laika provided scientists with some of the first data on how living organisms react to spaceflight environments.

  18. #18 by miwaki on Wednesday, 13 February 2008 - 10:47 am

    This song should be patented internationally so that Malaysians under BN can be proud of thier’s creativity.I like Malaysia because this is the only country where the people are proud of corruptions and its going to be a Malaysian culture.Malaysia boleh !

  19. #19 by bochenghu on Friday, 29 February 2008 - 1:39 pm

    Ah, less complaints and more solutions. I propose that we petition the government that corruption within government servants and other political figures be treated as a capital offense and be punishable by death. hehehehe….

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