Halt Umno’s Horrific Hubris!

By Martin Jalleh

Umno has drastically “changed” into a haven of
Hired thugs, ruffians, rowdies and rogues,
Hoodlums, hell-bent on creating havoc,
Hecklers, harassers, haranguers, hustlers, and
Herds of goons, goblins and gangsters!

The Umnoputras have become increasingly
Haughty and superior low-life creatures,
Hardcore pornography producers and purveyors,
Hoaxsters, hackers and haters and
Head honchos of ugly, gutter politics!

After 66 years, Umno can proudly boast of
Hypocritical leaders who hoodwink their own race,
Humbug ministers with endless hype on reform,
Hedonistic elites, corrupt, rotten to the core and
Half-past-six ministers with hollow promises!

As its political survival hangs by a thread, Umno has
Hijacked the independence of key civil institutions,
Handed out handsome, hefty sums to bribe a nation,
Heedless, that we are headed for bankruptcy
Hard hit by the heaviest debt in the nation’s history!

Umno’s Home Minister even gives a free hand to its
Henchmen so adept at honing a siege mentality,
Hordes of high-handed “little Napoleon mullahs”,
Hassan Alis, Harussanis, bigoted “heroes” and
Hideous editors spewing sedition so brazenly!

Umno’s hemorrhaging can also be seen in parliament
Hostile MPs abuse their unabashed brute majority,
Histrionics, hysterics are now a hallmark of Umno YBs,
Hogwash, half-baked answers are hollered in reply and
Heavy-handed actions by the Speaker complete the circus!

The world is equally humoured by Umno’s PM who
Holds his faltering image high with stunts and slogans,
Harps on unity whilst Umno divides, rules, dominates,
Hobbles, whilst puppeted by Dr M, the defacto PM and
Hums “change” whilst hemmed in by Umno’s hardliners!

  1. #1 by Jeffrey on Monday, 5 March 2012 - 5:57 pm

    In this little (what appears to me) an alliteration poem on “Umno’s Horrific Hubris” that should be halted, writer Martin Jalleh seems to be having fun with his choice of the alphabet “H” around which he creates his ideas of what to write. I wonder whether “H” for creating emphasis is a random choice of his or has some hidden significance to him (for eg H is first alphabet in spelling of Hishammuddin or maybe something else).

  2. #2 by Godfather on Monday, 5 March 2012 - 7:18 pm

    UMNO’s House of Horrors….

  3. #3 by monsterball on Monday, 5 March 2012 - 8:04 pm

    What a smart Malaysian….Martin Jalleh is.

  4. #4 by yhsiew on Monday, 5 March 2012 - 8:23 pm

    A very creative poem!!!

  5. #5 by sheriff singh on Tuesday, 6 March 2012 - 2:02 am

    Martin. Do you like cheap, watered down, stale, fish curry with half cooked, soggy rice and almost dead vegetables?

    It is free and it comes with free accommodation too at a government-run ‘health farm’.

    They have two plans for stays – 60 days, with an option to stay for 2 years. It is free for people who qualify. You can’t go out a lot as this package also come with a free government ‘protection plan’ where they protect you from nuisance outsiders.

    Do you want to apply?

  6. #6 by k1980 on Tuesday, 6 March 2012 - 2:38 am

    //Do you want to apply?//

    No need to apply one. Just show the ‘1malaysia’ sign to uncle jibby, but with the middle finger sticking out instead of the index finger.

  7. #7 by dagen wanna "ABU" on Tuesday, 6 March 2012 - 8:35 am

    Do you want an image which best represents umno?

    Here, I hv one suggestion. To my mind the one image which most closely portrays umno today is the image of that stupid umno idiot holding up his shoe in penang.

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