By Martin Jalleh

Umno has drastically “changed” into a haven of
Hired thugs, ruffians, rowdies and rogues,
Hoodlums, hell-bent on creating havoc,
Hecklers, harassers, haranguers, hustlers, and
Herds of goons, goblins and gangsters!

The Umnoputras have become increasingly
Haughty and superior low-life creatures,
Hardcore pornography producers and purveyors,
Hoaxsters, hackers and haters and
Head honchos of ugly, gutter politics!

After 66 years, Umno can proudly boast of
Hypocritical leaders who hoodwink their own race,
Humbug ministers with endless hype on reform,
Hedonistic elites, corrupt, rotten to the core and
Half-past-six ministers with hollow promises!

As its political survival hangs by a thread, Umno has
Hijacked the independence of key civil institutions,
Handed out handsome, hefty sums to bribe a nation,
Heedless, that we are headed for bankruptcy
Hard hit by the heaviest debt in the nation’s history!

Umno’s Home Minister even gives a free hand to its
Henchmen so adept at honing a siege mentality,
Hordes of high-handed “little Napoleon mullahs”,
Hassan Alis, Harussanis, bigoted “heroes” and
Hideous editors spewing sedition so brazenly!

Umno’s hemorrhaging can also be seen in parliament
Hostile MPs abuse their unabashed brute majority,
Histrionics, hysterics are now a hallmark of Umno YBs,
Hogwash, half-baked answers are hollered in reply and
Heavy-handed actions by the Speaker complete the circus!

The world is equally humoured by Umno’s PM who
Holds his faltering image high with stunts and slogans,
Harps on unity whilst Umno divides, rules, dominates,
Hobbles, whilst puppeted by Dr M, the defacto PM and
Hums “change” whilst hemmed in by Umno’s hardliners!