Gerakan’s “Animal Farm”


By Martin Jalleh

Gerakan’s president Koh Tsu Koon continues to preen and strut around on the political stage like a peacock, and ignores the protruding truth that he looks more like a turkey whom Umno will turn into a stew one day.

Tsu Koon, described by his critics, especially during his tenure as the Chief Minister of Penang, as Umno’s lap-dog with his tail between his legs, appeared recently at a Penang Gerakan extraordinary general meeting (EGM) which he initially insisted he would avoid.

The EGM was meant to push for a motion of no-confidence against Penang chief Teng Hock Nan, whom many members feel have been hibernating like a hedgehog since Gerakan lost all its seats in Penang in the last general elections.

Tsu Koon turned up to cast his vote for his close ally who had a close call, prompting many to wonder whether it was time to “close shop”! The slim majority was a slap in the face for the more-mouse-than-man president, who naively expected everyone to “close ranks”.

Dead ducks

Ever since the rakyat rejected the Gerakan in the last elections, many of its members felt that they were like dead ducks led by both a “rotting fish head” so afraid to rock the boat, and rudderless leaders who are like roosters striking at each other whilst crowing reforms!

This latest controversial EGM in Penang and the initial decision by Tsu Koon not to stop it nor attend it, resulted in former Gerakan president Lim Keng Yaik resigning as party “advisor” whilst likening his former protégé to an ostrich.

The cunning old fox accused Tsu Koon of having a “see no evil” attitude and of constantly “burying his head in the sand” when faced with party problems and of “bringing the party to the dogs”.

Many Gerakan members are embarrassed by the memory of how Tsu Koon had shamelessly chickened out of his initial daring and dramatic promise of not accepting a Cabinet post if he were to lose in the 2008 general elections.

The man sheepishly entered the Cabinet by the backdoor and remains every day at Umno’s front door as a lame duck to quack at its behest! It appeared that he was more interested in his Cabinet post than saving his party.

Indeed, for Keng Yaik the straw that broke the camel’s back was Koh’s nonchalance over the EGM. The former party president of 27 years insisted his decision to resign was final for it was “pointless to stay on as advisor under its current leader”.

Koh was bird-brained to choose to attend MCA’s AGM instead of the Gerakan EGM on Oct 10 which was also the anniversary of the MCA’s EGM which saw its previous president losing a no-confidence vote! He would later declare that he would be attending a BN Youth meeting instead!

Keng Yaik said he would have “taken the bull by the horns” and “met with these fellows before the issue came out in the papers”. By allowing the EGM to take place Koh was opening the door to Gerakan committees in other states to parrot Penang.

Blind Bats

It is an open secret that the crisis in Gerakan Penang has its roots in events just before the 2008 general election when its leaders, like dogs, sunk their teeth into each other’s throats for the chief minister’s crown. Nothing has changed since then.

Anil Netto puts it so well: “Now, as vultures circle overhead the writhing carcass in its throes that is Gerakan today, the ludicrous fighting over positions continues…But what are they fighting for, when the party is about to vanish into the mists of history?”

The turn tail president who was initially speechless for his perceived spinelessness eventually decided to accept his mentor’s resignation but went on to make him the party’s sacred cow by appointing him the chairperson of the Gerakan Life Members Council (a move which Keng Yaik had predicted)!

But Keng Yaik is no innocent lamb. If Tsu Koon is Umno’s lap dog, Keng Yaik is equally a lackey of Umno. They are both birds of a feather who have taken flight from the original vision and the high ideals of Gerakan and should share the blame for the party’s failure in the last general election.

Some went on to accuse Keng Yaik of crying wolf. Others said he was not a sly old fox but a senile old mule only interested in ensuring that his son will be president one day! Some felt it was his fault if the man he had groomed has turned into a goose.

Some said Keng Yaik was still hungry as a wolf and had a personal agenda. They welcomed his decision to resign. They added that many of his people including his brother still hold top posts in the party. So it really made no difference whether he resigned or not.

There were those who in blasting the old man came off as blind as a bat. A leader asked Keng Yaik: “Why get so upset and behave as if the sky is falling down?” This is a little tragic especially coming from a member of a party which was unable to see the earth opening up from under their feet.

Gone are the days when Gerakan had brave lions and wise leaders such as Syed Hussein Alatas, Tan Chee Khoon, V. David, and in recent times, former member Toh Kin Woon. Today the party looks like a dying horse or even a dead horse which its leaders enthusiastically whip from time to time.

There are very few eager beavers left in Gerakan. The party is made up largely of members who have been in the party for donkey’s years and who choose to remain in the doghouse, some are like squirrels running in circles, and still others who prefer to continue their monkey business there.

  1. #1 by Thor on Tuesday, 12 October 2010 - 10:33 am

    He’s already a turkey but the problem is that he’s too skinny for Umno to be made into stew.
    As for the other gerakan members, they are already “dead ducks” for good!
    Only thing is that they don’t wanna accept the truth.

  2. #2 by artemisios on Tuesday, 12 October 2010 - 10:34 am

    animal farm indeed.

    I like how Martin Jalleh chooses his words. An interesting read.

  3. #3 by Godfather on Tuesday, 12 October 2010 - 10:40 am

    I met Tsu Koon with my foreign client to talk about bring a major investment into Penang. He waffled and basically pointed to his deputy, the UMNO guy, and asked us to negotiate with him. UMNO tolerated him because he is such a spineless guy and would always say “Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.”

  4. #4 by k1980 on Tuesday, 12 October 2010 - 10:58 am

    “Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.”

    2.99 bags for my master unmo and only 0.01 bag for gerakan. That is the reason the egm was called

  5. #5 by yhsiew on Tuesday, 12 October 2010 - 11:03 am

    Wouldn’t intra-party feuding and infighting hasten Gerakan’s early demise into history?

  6. #6 by Taxidriver on Tuesday, 12 October 2010 - 11:06 am

    Tsu Koon ostrik, Keng Yaik bapak ostrik. Bapak borik anaknya merintik. Nak salahkan siapa?

  7. #7 by k1980 on Tuesday, 12 October 2010 - 11:11 am

    Let Ah Koon contest the coming by-election in Batu Sapi to justify his seat in the cabinet as Minister of KPI. If he wins, promote him to Deputy PM. If he loses, kick him out.

  8. #8 by undertaker888 on Tuesday, 12 October 2010 - 11:17 am

    old McGerakan had a farm e-i-e-i-o
    on that farm they had koh tsu koon e i e i o
    with a kiss @$$ here and a kiss @$$ there
    here’s a cabinet post by the back door e i e i o

    old McGerakan had a farm e-i-e-i-o
    on that farm they had dead ducks e i e i o
    with a quack quack here and quack quack there
    but pity nobody gives a hOOt anymore
    e-i-e-i-o

    old McGerakan had a farm e i e i o
    on that farm they had teng hock nan e i e i o
    but his more of a nooi-c0ck-l@n e i e i o

    old McGerakan had a farm e i e i o
    on that farm they had a senile old mule LKY e i e i o
    but he is no LKY of the south e i e i o
    and all he got is a drooling foul mouth e i e i o

    so we say let’s close this farm down e-i-e-i-o
    and get rid of all these clowns e-i-e-i-o

  9. #9 by boh-liao on Tuesday, 12 October 2010 - 2:11 pm

    KTK: What buy erection? Stupid suggestion
    Y bother 2 go 4 erection when I can b a minister by d back door/senator way?

  10. #10 by perampok cinta1 on Tuesday, 12 October 2010 - 4:45 pm

    ‘Gerakan’s president Koh Tsu Koon continues to preen and strut around on the political stage like a peacock, and ignores the protruding truth that he looks more like a turkey whom Umno will turn into a stew one day.’
    This is exactly the same thing DAP is doing to PAS isn’t it? Turning PAS into a stew when Pakatan rules? Even now the DAP is starting to shows its true self, like what happened in Selangor and Kedah. Remember the ‘arak’ case in Selangor & the ‘rumah sembelih babi’ in Kedah? DAP wants PAS to tow the line. DAP wants PAS to follow its rule.
    It’s not fair to accuse UMNO of using Gerakan when the DAP is doing the same thing to PAS. Ride the horse to the finish line, once there, shoot the horse in the knee, it wouldn’t die, but it could never run again.

  11. #11 by dagen on Tuesday, 12 October 2010 - 6:38 pm

    Oink!
    &^%(*
    Oink! Oink!
    BV&^I)((+_}
    Ooink! Oiink!
    *&*&&&*&& Oink!
    Oink oinnk oooink.
    Oink?
    Oooiiinnnk.
    Oink oink oink oink.
    Ooink oooink oink.
    Oinkkk
    OOOiiiiiinnnnk …

    …… Piggy Pig in a heated discussion with his uncoorperative farm friend Moody Moo

  12. #12 by boh-liao on Wednesday, 13 October 2010 - 4:33 am

    Who r d oink oink pigs in Gerakan?

  13. #13 by dagen on Wednesday, 13 October 2010 - 8:36 am

    Gerakan, like mca, does not exist as far as I am concerned. So what we hear really are noises of umno.

    Sorry boh-liao no prices offered, but it should not be too difficult to guess the two characters (1) piggy pig; and (2) moody moo.

  14. #14 by k1980 on Wednesday, 13 October 2010 - 9:16 am

    New mca anthem

    Oh, when the matasepets go crawling out
    Oh, when the matasepets go crawling out
    Lord, how I want to be in that number
    When the matasepets go crawling out

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