By Martin Jalleh
Bolehland’s economy is buckling FDIs are drastically a-tumbling.
The impact of corruption is crippling The brain drain numbers are appalling.
Many ordinary people are struggling The elite, nation’s wealth are gobbling.
Umno’s “internal security” is crumbling Confidence of its members is wobbling. MCA, its members quietly squabbling MIC a sad story of continued shackling.
Other BN partners are loudly grumbling Against Umno’s bullying ways so galling.
Race and religious harmony sorely failing In human rights the country is sadly trailing.
For 15 months the PM has been babbling Slogan after slogan he has been dangling.
Rakyat fed-up of his 1Malaysia rambling APCO’s gimmicks fall flat and fumbling.
The country needs something very startling To kick-start PM’s image so troubling.
So they call the AG to get the circus rolling Put in the dock a very big fish called Ling.
First Tun ever charged in court, of star billing No handcuffs, but it must be very humbling.
From the government he has been stealing In a case where they have been long stalling.
RM12.5 billion, a scandal very mind-boggling After three long years, they are still hobbling!
Ling is commanding and confidently smiling Some people, even in Umno, will be trembling!
He needs only to begin with a bit of “spilling” And some big guns will be slipping and falling.
More will be arrested to give a serious feeling Ling could even recommend some for grilling.
The AG’s case seems so strange and puzzling Will there be brokering, wheeling and dealing?
MACC in big cases has so far been bungling Will they succeed in making this revealing?
Pre-election circus has got officials scrambling PM’s image must be made to look real sparkling!
Past big fish arrested in charades most telling All were acquitted, came out of court giggling.
The citizens of Bolehland are riotously chuckling Such a circus and charade is no longer appealing!
Will we be spared of more deceit and swindling? In the next general elections, God-willing!