Bolehland’s Electoral Circus by Martin Jalleh
Santa Khir blatantly buys and bribes with the rakyat’s money.
Samy Vellu crows, clowns and croons the same old tune.
Shortchanged Indians are mickeyed by the MIC, MGR and MGP.
Stunted UMNO Youth sends in thugs – they do not have “towering Malays”.
Stultified MIC Youth unleash their goats, geese and goondas.
Servile police lapdogs bow, bend and do the bidding.
Slanted media spins, spews and sells one-sided news.
Self-serving politicians proudly play the parrot, puppet and prostitute.
Supine Election Commission chief swims in his septic sham.
Shameless BN — a party of the greedy, gutless and godless.
Welcome to a land of scaremongers, shallow characters and stunted minds.
(26 April 2007)