Godfather Says:
Today at 11: 18.10 (5 hours ago)
“For those of you who don’t understand how Bolehland works, the stark reality is that if the PM is ever robbed of his wallet, there will be no publicity. The ruling party cannot be an embarrassment unto itself. If you expect transparency, go live in Lululand.”

Godfather,

On behalf of my client, Dato Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, the so-called lame duck Prime Minister of Malaysia, I hereby serve you notice that my client has demanded you to express in favour of him an open apology which is to be published in the major news media in Malaysia on the false accusation which you have made unto him allegedly blaming him for lack of transparency.

Your accusation is claimed by my client to be falsely made because my client did indeed announce to the public in an open speech during an official function about two years’ ago that several heads of his goats had been stolen from his farm shade located at Kepala Batas. He had genuinely showed that he possessed no intent to hide any secret about a criminal case such as theft, burglary or felony that had been done unto him, in which he had become a serious victim of crime. My client’s disclosure of this crime which he suffered about two years’ ago was deemed to be the sufficient proof of his good track record in transparency.

Immediately after my client’s making such an announcement, there were more than ten UMNOPUTRA goat farmers who had come up with an attractive offer of giving excellent and exorbitant breeder goats to my client as personal friendly gift. There was no need for my client to make further disclosure about these free gift offer because my client declined to take the offer lest the Anti-Corruption Agency might open a file to pursue this case, which would be deemed to be a waste of the tax-payers’ money.

Now, on behalf of my client, Dato Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, the so-called lame duck Prime Minister of Malaysia, I hereby serve you notice that unless you make an open unreserved apology to my client and duly publish the apology through the major news media in Malaysia within 30 days from the date of this mail, I have firm instruction from my client that a legal action will be taken against you for passing a slanderous remark unto my client and falsely accusing my client for lack of transparency.

Even the Prime Minister himself had been a serious victim of crime in Malaysia during his own tenure as the Prime Minister but the PM himself found it helpless and hopeless to get back his goats.

Why is the detrimental assault on the Acting OCPD deserved so much attention from Uncle Kit then? I guess it is because Uncle Kit values the human life more than the loss of a few heads of animals from Pak Lah’s farm shade.

If the PM himself could not even effectively protect his own property from grand theft, then what else good things could all you guys expect from BN Government? Why don’t you all just simply agree with me that Pakatan Rakyat should be given a mandate to replace Barisan Nasional as the administrator of next Federal Government of Malaysia as soon as possible?

Perhaps people are more interested in the topic on whether Pakatan Rakyat can win in Kuala Terengganu by-election than the topic on crime, which is already a helpless and hopeless issue under the BN Administration.

It is too common for some Malaysians to do betting on the result of the by-election. Even though I personally do not encourage sinful games like betting or gambling, I find that the PR campaign participants should not overlook the impact of betting on influencing the electoral decision.

The current market bet is that the bookie would let go 1,000 votes to bet that PR would win by at least 1,000 votes’ margin. The PR leaders must be aware of the implication of this since the bookie himself can be the supporter of BN.

The core issues which the PR can rely upon for campaign purposes may be
(1) The selective prosecution or non-prosecution in relation to a felony alleged to be committed in Terengganu by the next-of-kin of a Top Politician;
(2) The livelihood issues such as the unleashing of the inflationary pressure into the market during June 2008 and September 2008 by deliberately allowing the pumped prices to go up drastically until the momentum of inflation cannot be impeded even with the downward adjustment of the pumped prices at the last quarter of 2008;
(3) The unemployment issues as the factories in Johor and Pahang were allowed to hire additional foreign workers in order to replace the local workers (some of them are from the state of Terengganu) who were said to be inefficient, unskilled and lackadaisical by the factories owners.
(4) Inefficiency of the BN Government in controlling the trafficking of farmed animals from Thailand until some wipespread infectious diseases such as Foot-and-Mouth Disease (FMD), Pneumonia or Brucellosis have been becoming common throughout the whole Malaysia in general, and getting more and more serious in Terengganu in particular.
(5) Uneven distribution of oil income among the have and have-nots, since only the landowners were given the free ruminant animals such as goats, cows or buffaloes by MPOB or JPH Malaysia.