After the apology over the keris


by Azly Rahman

We must resolve the keris controversy generated by Umno Youth chief Hishammuddin Hussein, who has brandished the keris at the party’s annual assembly twice now.

At last year’s meeting, Umno Perlis delegate Hashim Suboh said at the end of the debate on economy and education issues: “Datuk Hisham has unsheathed his keris, waved his keris, kissed his keris. We want to ask Datuk Hisham, when is he going to use it? [...] Force must be used against those who refused to abide by the social contract.”

This was in relation to Hishammuddin’s alleged weakness in dealing with demands from Chinese schools.

We live in a world in which signs and symbols of violence colonise our consciousness. From cave walls inscribed with images of Neanderthals clobbering a baby dinosaur, to production of images disseminated worldwide via the electronic media and Internet, we are confronted with violence.

We are creatures of signs and symbols manipulated by those who own the means of producing static and moving images. Objects of violence – of deaths and mega-deaths, of decimation and of demolition, and of the demonstration of defiance and destruction – all these, throughout history, have become symbols of choice for those in power.

Consider those crude-looking objects like sharpened stones and rocks used by cavemen to club one another, spears used in Alexandra of Macedonia’s phalanx, the spears and swords used in the Taiping Rebellion in China, cannons used in Gettysburg in the Civil War in America, and the rifle used by the Saddam Hussein in celebrating victory, the 21-gun salute in a modern military-inspired ceremony in Kuala Lumpur, the range of inter-continent ballistic missiles buried in the silos of Nevada – and finally the Malay keris.

Consider the sharp and pointed object. It involves release of inner tension, of perhaps the libido and repressed energy, of anger or frustration and of the lack of language to communicate peace.

All the energy from the body, flowing through the shoulders, the biceps, the hand, the wrist, the fist, and finally all these, the chi, the chakra or the tenaga lahir dan batin – all contained like the Einsteinian fusion-ed energy – is released through these objects of anger and destruction such as the keris. The technology of killing continues to be perfected as human beings become more sophisticated in the art and science of anger mis-management.

The traditional keris – like Malaysia’s proposal of the East Asia Economic Caucus – is a weapon of mass confrontation and has evolved in this postmodern era into a symbol of mass deception. It is a symbol. It is a sign. It represents something. The keris is a semiotic subject of study and must be looked at from different perspectives of meaning.

What is the nature of repression, the untamed libido, the repressed energy, the anger, the frustration, and the bottled up fear that is encapsulated and buried in the psycho-archeology of the keris? I hope the original creator of the Umno logo can answer this question.

Proposal for Umno

I want to propose something new. I want to invite Umno to consider changing its antiquated logo, the keris. It’ll be a good branding exercise to increase marketability in line with Malaysia’s corporate-ideological restructuring.

If Apple Computer can do that with its original 1970s unfriendly logo of an apple falling on Newton’s head and have it evolve into something friendlier like ‘take the byte off an Apple’, then Umno can do so as well.

When I was a child sitting under a rambutan tree in a Malay kampong in Johor, I had this question: what if Parameswara the assassin-prince – who was watching with thrill a mousedeer kick a Rottweiler into the Straits of Malacca – had sat under a durian tree and the fruit fell. What if it hit his head and he had to be taken back to Palembang to be hospitalised for concussion?

Would Malacca have been ‘founded’; would ketuanan Melayu have become an issue; and would the keris have been wielded at the Umno general assembly? I do not know.

History can be the greatest coloniser. Memories lie. There is no such thing as ‘historical fact’ when selective, authored and doctored accounts based on power/ideology/genealogy of truth and falsehood are used to report ‘historical events’ – and turned into ‘facts’ to be disseminated by our nationalistic and patriotic Sejarah/Tawarikh/History teachers and curriculum developers of the Biro Tatanegara.

Umno must improve its logo. It must hold a logo competition. The criteria must be this: only symbols of peace are allowed. And one must submit an essay of 500-word on why the symbol of the party is chosen.

One must first read studies on signs and symbols of violence throughout history and how they have shaped human consciousness/cognitive evolution.

And one could consider these words from an ancient Malay text:

. …Shukur dan sabar ihsan Islam
Suci dan ikhlas hakikat dalam
Menjalankan ucap siang dan malam
Memuji Tuhan Halkul Alam.
Inilah keputusan jalan hakikat
Ibu nyawa sudah dapat
Nyawa dan badan sudah mufakat
Boleh kita membawa sifat…

A symbol of any good and friendly ancient Malay scripture that glorifies the common person and not the ancient rulers would be a good replacement. A symbol of peace is needed.

The enquiring mind is more powerful than the weapon of mass deception. A new regime must have this as a foundation. I hope to see Umno’s new logo.

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  1. #1 by kerishamuddinitis on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 7:41 am

    Excellent idea to replace the keris on the UMNO logo. I can think of several great symbols that will do the job:

    1. sheath over Kerishamuddin’s head (his head is filled with hot blood, no brain matter). It aptly represents the state of affairs with the UMNO leadership today anyway.

    2. keris up Kerishamuddin’s posterior orifice (it will help clear his head of arrogance, and all the crap that’s stuffed him up)

    3. keris through Kerishamuddin’s left ear and exiting his right ear (this will remind all UMNO members that when the head is empty, it almost always is a fatal condition)

    4. keris stabbed through Kerishamuddin’s unnaturally extended tongue (long tongue, many lies; keris through tongue = pennance)

    5. double keris strikes into Kerishamuddin’s eyes (another reminder to all UMNO members that they still have not truely seen and therefore, they fall miserably short in understanding why BN and UMNO lost GE12. ‘Kerishamuddin’s eyes’ because HE pulled the wool over their eyes at the UMNO GA when he stood in a unsheated phallic thrust with the keris in hand…like an imbecile)

    Who says the keris needs to be removed from the UMNO Logo?

    Today, we live in the ERA of REINVENTION. Give NEW meaning to the keris in the UMNO logo! Just ensure the meaning conveyed and perceiver’s takeout are POSITIVE!

    Like my 5 proposals – very positive!

  2. #2 by lakilompat on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 8:46 am

    Kerishamudin is prepared to leave politic, there’s a group of job hunter seeking for banana eating poser, to promote Brazilian Bananas, i think it suits him, he got that smile while attempting to chew those ripe bananas.

    He will be like Koh Tsu Koon who remained clinged to his party, ah pek gila sure give that advise. “Why must resign!” Why must show the world u lost?” don’t be stupid! ah pek gila keng aik sure told him like tat. With his brain, Tsu Koon is smart enuff to said, oh i offer to resign and quit all my post within Gerakan, but it is the Gerakan members who beg him to stay. :o) What Penangites can do? spank me? wakaa… stupid penangites

  3. #3 by lakilompat on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 8:55 am

    After losing 5 states, Gerakan is still strong becos Federal govt. sponsored funds to recapture Penang in another 4 yrs.

    At the expense of all the Rakyat future infrastructure. All these funds used to channel to BN state are now finding its way thru legal loopholes into “Bakti” or formal party.

    We Malaysian are stupid enough to allow the BN govt. to use Rakyat tax money to regain BN agendas. BN managed to channel out successfully funds which is suppose for the state, and also convinced 55 NGOs pig head to interfere with state govt. affairs.

    Those NGOs are supposed to boycott the Federal govt. for stopping future project for the good of society and picket the govt. for channeling out the funds due to legal loopholes, instead to go and interfere with state affair which i illegal. Whoever the 55 NGOs pig head leader, shame on you and your filthy family to knock ur table and support it.

    Whoever the 55 NGOs head please give name, and address, the red paint are ready for ANTI NGO movement to take action.

  4. #4 by lakilompat on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 8:57 am

    Can anyone please provide the car number of these 55 NGOs head, and what model, and colour it is, the ANTI BN NGOs will proceed to send message to halt their ANTI STATE GOVT. MOVEMENT.

  5. #5 by kerishamuddinitis on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 10:10 am

    this thread is hilarious…

    keris >> sheath >> durex >> coconuts >> bocor >> drink blood >> made in China! >> ‘Chinese superiority’ >> ‘Chinese hegemony’ and soon, on this train of thought, >> Chinese global domination!

    to all our Malay brethren reading this, anthropologically speaking, if we regress sufficiently in this discussion, we will end up in Yunnan.

    But going forward from what’s happening today, I think Yunnan is irrelevant, there’s no such thing as ‘Chinese superiority’ and ‘Chinese global domination’ is light years away – not until the Elephants and the Donkeys collapse under the weight of their own regressive politics.

    So, the reality today is, the Chinese hawker scrapping a living by the roadside is as much betrayed by BN and MCA as is the Malay and the Indian respectively by BN/UMNO and BN/MCA.

    I don’t see this Chinese hawker and thousands more Malaysian Chinese thinking ‘Chinese superiority’ nor ‘Chinese global domination.’ Instead, they are more worried about the rise in cost of wheat, rice and ice! And how to make it from one day to another – just like our Malay and Indian brethren.

    Which is why Kerishamuddin’s abusive display at the UMNO GA hurt so many non-Malays, especially Chinese.

  6. #6 by kerishamuddinitis on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 10:14 am

    sorry, ‘…Malay and the Indian respectively by BN/UMNO and BN/MIC.’ I suppose my slip is because MIC is really, for all intents and purposes KAPUT, just like GERAKAN. Even more so, as the mop-head Gangster is back from the grave! OMG, what a haunting spectacle!

  7. #7 by lakilompat on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 11:58 am

    “Chinese hawker scrapping a living by the roadside”

    Do u know how much CASH these roadside scrapper earn per month, if the food is great, well, without tax, they can earn better than a factory manager. If the food is not great, they shud close shop and seek refuge as beggars.

  8. #8 by lakilompat on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 12:02 pm

    Factory Manager have mountain of debts, and family commitments, some ended up CBT, some graft, and some run away. The roadside scrapper are they as long as they survive old age, they normally use a bicycle. Do u know the roadside Durian seller, 1 durian average is between RM 20-24, if they sell 100 durians per day, that’s alot don’t even bother abt. state or federal tax, normally these durian peddlar don’t even know how to fill the form etc.

  9. #9 by lakilompat on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 12:03 pm

    Now how abt. those illegal pirated CD, VCD & DVD peddlars? did they pay tax? they are filthy rich with no enforcement officer, but these enforcement officer are now richer receiving pay cheque from both the govt. and these peddlars.

  10. #10 by i_love_malaysia on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 12:35 pm

    Kerishamuddin had tried to explain why he waved his keris etc by spinning it as part of Malay culture etc. . The point is, that he is like wearing a swimming trunk inside out to the official dinner function instead of to the pool. For it is acceptable to wear swimming trunk to the pool but not to the dinner function!!! Similarly, it is ok for the King/Sultan to kiss the keris at special function and not every where!!! moreover, it is just in an umno youth assembly and not even the President of umno did it in the main assembly, so it is not a norm, but with ulterior motive to stir up the emotion of his supporters to shed blood!!!

  11. #11 by i_love_malaysia on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 12:41 pm

    The meaning of one person wearing/saying/doing something is totally different which depends on the time, space and location!!! Just imagine this, it is ok for us to be naked if taking bath inside the bath room, it is totally unacceptable in our culture to be naked in the public!!! Got it!!!

  12. #12 by cheng on soo on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 12:54 pm

    If anyone want great publicity, he can go to China / India parlliament, and wave his kris, & say “something to similar”, & surely, he will make himself to newspapers’ headlines in those 2 countries with nearly 39% of mankind

  13. #13 by Boneka on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 4:29 pm

    Krishmuddin, did he really apologise? Or, as I beleive, it was just a political stunt! If he is really sincere (in wanting to apologise), his “apology” should have been spoken sincerely. I think he is just palying a game. He was well aware of his own arrogrance and ‘hatred ‘ towards non-Malays, especially the Chinese, when he unshealthed and kissed it and later on his insistence that it was his ‘right’ to do so and no one should question (his actions!) What AOORGRANCE! If he is really sincere and remorseful, he should be man enough to resign as Minister of Education and be an example of what being a “true leader” is, to all our children

  14. #14 by kerishamuddinitis on Friday, 2 May 2008 - 6:05 pm

    lakilompat, I don’t know any roadside hawkers like the ones you know – those who make tons of money. I do know a few who, even while they make decent food, close shop and move on anyway because they can’t make enough to be sure of a steady income to look after their families with the way prices are going up on everything.

    But you brought up a few good points about all the illegal activities, the tax evasion, not even knowing how to fill the form etc.

    So, you want PR in Penang, Perak, Selangor and FT to come down hard on these tax skippers, DVD peddlars and other unsavoury characters? I’m with you as long as you haven’t ever patronised the roadside hawker who doesn’t pay his tax (most don’t even know how to fill the form as you say) and if you have never bought a single copy of pirated CD, VCD or DVD.

    A clean-up of this country is good. Let’s focus on obliterating the BN, UMNO, MCA, MIC and Gerakan crap instead. Once that is done, the positive results will pour forth and cascade down to the grassroots anyway.

  15. #15 by ktteokt on Saturday, 3 May 2008 - 9:40 am

    If Kerishamuddin is at all sincere in his apology, he will give up kissing the keris in the next UMNO Youth Assembly and start to kiss an M16!

  16. #16 by StevePCH on Saturday, 3 May 2008 - 7:46 pm

    yeah … i agree . M16 with a keris as a bayonnet !!! to show how to integrate keris as part of so called ” Malay ” culture. I had talked to so many Malay friends about brandishing/kissing the keris, some being UMNO members and guess what, they deny it is of Malay culture. It doesn’t even reflect the gentle and polite nature most Malays are.

  17. #17 by bennylohstocks on Sunday, 4 May 2008 - 12:34 pm

    k

  18. #19 by bennylohstocks on Sunday, 4 May 2008 - 12:38 pm

  19. #21 by shamshul anuar on Sunday, 4 May 2008 - 6:28 pm

    Dear Readers,

    I refer to never ending stories on Hishamuddin and Keris. What is it with Keris that riles the Chinese and Indians ( the way one Chinese Assembly Hall along Jln Maharajalela with its reminder or rather deception on closure of a Chinese school in Damansara several years ago riles the Malays).

    Keris holds a special place in Malay customs. Malay Rulers kiss Keris during coronation. Keris signifies courage, sovereignty, chivalry, passion among others. Keris itself is immortalised as a logo in UMNO flag.

    Upset because Hishamuddin held it in UMNO General Assembly? Was it because of his passionate speech?. I followed his speech. I had not heard him saying Keris to be used against non Malays.

    Perhaps readers may not remember that PM himself in the very same assembly reminded Malay delegates that “Keadilan untuk semua”, meaning while promoting the interests of the Malays, Malays must upheld the spirit of justice to other races.

    Is that what UMNO has been doing?. It had not taken everything before even when it had ample chances to do so. It still allowed non Malay candidates in Malay majority areas.

    It amused me when Star or New Strait Times reported that it was one reason why UMNO lost votes. Maybe. But these newspapers never reported that one of the main reason why Tan Chai Ho lost in Bandar Tun Razak is due to the fact that Malays are upset over the Chinese Assembly Hall building in Jln Maharajalela lying about closure of a Chinese School.

  20. #22 by sotong on Monday, 5 May 2008 - 8:00 am

    Passionate speech has its place and responsibility.

    The body language, tone and the highly charged environment are some of the important factors to determine the real intention.

  21. #23 by kerishamuddinitis on Tuesday, 6 May 2008 - 11:42 pm

    Ah Shamshul, it is one of the mysteries of life…the great divide if you will between the Chinese and the Malays that may never be bridged. It is at once a cultural divide as well as a religious divide. Unless the Chinese is Muslim or the Malay a non-Muslim, that divide is great. It is how we perceive values as much as how we each interact with our material world.

    To site just a very simple but absolutely divisive subject as example, take the pig! I will not need to say much about how a Malay (who is Muslim, because there are increasingly Malays who are NOT Muslim) views the pig but man, for the Chinese the pig reigns supreme! It is the centre piece at a traditional Chinese wedding! No self-respecting Chinese would miss out on this utterly tempting, absolutely delicious roast pig! Nowadays, it tends to be a bit lean but who gives a hoot as long as we get to sink our teeth into a delectable morsel. And it is also indispensible at a traditional Chinese funeral. For the very same reasons but I suppose in reverse. Nonetheless, it gets EATEN!

    So, from cradle to grave, we have a special role and place for this animal in the Chinese culture. But always, it ends up in the stomach!

    And the keris? Well, when you have the keris held up and someone says ‘bath Chinese blood with it,’ then held up again, and someone else says ‘when will it be used’ and then held up yet again in defiance to ‘desensitise non-Malays,’ if you are Chinese, you probably have this feeling like…you would LOVE to chop the freaking roast pig up and eat it!

    It is kinda Chinese thingy – slaughter >> roast >> chop >> eat!

    If you could imagine for a moment – squeal, squeal >> sizzle, sizzle >> chop, chop >> yum, yum!

    But I don’t imagine you could. The GREAT DIVIDE!

  22. #24 by PHUAKL on Wednesday, 7 May 2008 - 2:43 pm

    If this Hashim Suboh guy has been quoted correctly,
    it just shows his true character.

    What do you readers of this blog who are lawyers think of the statement? Can it be considered “incitement of racial tension” and therefore can be prosecuted in a Malaysian court of law?

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