Yesterday’s New Straits Times journalist Fauzlah Ismail wrote a report on the Prime Minister, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi’s visit to Japan last week which should be compulsory reading and critical discussion by all Cabinet Ministers for their weekly meeting tomorrow to lift them out of their “half-past six” malaise.
Entitled “Broaden horizons during trips abroad, says Abdullah”, Fauzlah started with the observation: “Trips abroad, be it official or working visits, are not just about the fixed itinerary. It is about observing the culture of the countries visited and finding those that can be emulated back home.”
Fauzlah said that Abdullah used his fourth visit to Japan since taking office in 2003 to observe what the Japanese do best and what examples he could bring home for Malaysians to emulate.
Clearly what struck the Prime Minister most was the culture of maintenance in Japan, causing him to ask newsmen covering his five-day visit last week:
“Did you check their toilets? Did you notice how clean the city is?”
He was impressed with the Japanese culture of maintenance, especially of public buildings and places.
Fauzlah wrote:
“Indeed, the toilets, especially at the Narita International Airport where millions of local and foreign passengers go through, and the city were impeccably clean.”
Another part of Japanese culture which struck Abdullah was queuing. Fauzlah quoted the Prime Minister: “Do you see people or cars jumping queue? The queue may be long but they still wait their turn.”
There was a third thing about the Japanese which impressed Abdullah – when the Prime Minister was reminded of the Malaysian habit of passing the buck to others.
“This has to stop. The departments and agencies concerned must take responsibility. Whoever is responsible must know what he is responsible for and take action without being told to do so.”
Fauzlah posed a most pertinent question to the Prime Minister — why, after 50 years of bilateral relations, have Malaysians yet to learn all these from the Japanese — but Abdullah had no reply except to say: “That’s an interesting question” and to express the hope that the 14,000 Malaysians who stayed in Japan for training and studies under the Look East Policy would go home and continue with what they learnt in Japan.
Why must Fauzlah’s article be compulsory reading and be the subject of critical discussion at tomorrow’s Cabinet meeting?
Very simple — Fauzlah has inadvertently zoomed in on the critical flaws of leadership and governance in Malaysia in the past 50 years.
The lack of the culture of maintenance is too painfully self-evident from the almost daily reminder of government building or public construction defects, whether falling ceilings, cracked walls, burst water and sewerage pipes, air-con and power breakdowns, and now horror of horrors, the revelation that government buildings like the troubled-starred world’s second largest court complex in Jalan Duta, Kuala Lumpur does not have and does not need CFs!
The Prime Minister has been talking about a culture of excellence and towering Malaysians, but 50 years of the national education system have failed to impart to Malaysians the most basic toilet training to the extent that Abdullah has to look with envy at the Japanese toilet system in all his four visits to Japan as Prime Minister.
There is no culture of responsibility, don’t mention the tradition of hara-kiri, for Ministers to boldly accept responsibility for failures or setbacks in their Ministries — vividly illustrated in the current season of man-made mishaps and disasters in the various Ministries.
Fauzlah rightly pointed out that Abdullah was the minister in charge of implementing the Look East Policy when it was introduced 25 years ago.
If after 25 years, Abdullah has failed to get Malaysians to emulate the Japanese qualities of the cultures of maintenance and responsibility, what hope is there that he would succeed now unless something extraordinary is to take place in the Cabinet tomorrow.
Is Abdullah prepared to do something extraordinary at the cabinet meeting tomorrow by asking all the Cabinet Ministers to collectively resign to give him a free hand to appoint a new Cabinet to end the national farce and charade of a half-past six Cabinet and administration?

#1 by Godamn Singh on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 9:48 am
Me too! Ini semua belakang kira punya culture.
#2 by DiaperHead on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 9:59 am
“…why Japan has an enduring fascination with the toilet–replete with cutting-edge technology. Jeffrey
We go to toilet to let things hang out. I hope with the Japanese using their cutting-edge technology, I will not have anything that hangs out cut off.
#3 by Jimm on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 10:04 am
we all know that AAB was a different person when EMA left. He seems to have a different set of passion. Nowadays, we all know that KJ is the driving force. The boys in L4 also very tight in arranging schedules for AAB and NTR. Most cases, L4 boys put NTR up front as he have several ‘serious’ cases wrapping around him. Ever noticed NTR public behavior lately, he looks like more ‘jade’ than smiling as usual. We all know that there are far too many things inside his thinking lately. The C4 case may have a few more leads that might ‘shocked’ the public. The cover up have been well arranged by the law enforcer department and the fallen guys have taken over. Everything is placed now and waiting for the right time to make the proper move.
AAB is more relaxing now with more international ‘business’ visits and socializing with OIC members. His brother, BAB’s businesses are not doing well and soon to be advised to ‘stay away’ until things settled down. His financial woes have been ‘arranged’ for write off. We have many more issue that we don’t noticed that going around behind the scene.
#4 by k1980 on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 10:05 am
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article1857062.ece
Second suicide in corruption scandal
A former executive implicated in a bid-rigging scandal jumped to his death from an apartment block yesterday, only 24 hours after a government minister committed suicide on the eve of an inquiry into corruption. When will our honorable Malaysian ministers emulate their honorable Jap counterparts?
#5 by Malayviewpoint on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 10:08 am
You do not just wipe the plate without using water, right? Therefore to be clean, you must use toilet paper and water as well. Do not criticise the 70% of the people who use other means to clean themselves. The 30% using toilet paper is not clean as well. You have a higher tendency to get piles (hemorrhoids)
#6 by Jong on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 10:38 am
That was a hilarious, fantastic writeup to “the art of dislodging our impurities”, Jeffrey !
#7 by susmaryosep on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 10:51 am
Jeffrey,
thanks for the post; it was enlightening, to say the least. I like best the part …”the undisputed king of toilets is Toto……” which reminds me that today is Draw day, must get my 4/49, Lucky Pick…:-)
#8 by mendela on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 10:55 am
One of the key reasons why Malaysian toilets are always dirty is our toilets always wet!
Guess you all know why our toilets are wet always.
Many of my foreign friends totally cannot stand the “wetness” of our toilets.
Malaysians needs a more civilized method to clean the shits!
#9 by Jeffrey on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 11:36 am
“The 30% using toilet paper is not clean as well. You have a higher tendency to get piles (hemorrhoids)†–Malayviewpoint
No, it is cleaner but you are right about the connection with health problem : that is why you should spend a bit money to get softest issue paper, definitely not the cheap dry and hard type that you wipe harshly as if it were a sand paper but preferably, the more expensive, and if possible, the softest type moistened with medication to avert hemorrhoids ….but before Undergrad2 complains further of the loss of his appetite, the intent of my posting , as it relates to the thread of emulating the Japanese, is to underscore that one cannot pick one or two strands of others’ so called habits without considering the context of people’s entire culture that you are not adopting – for examples, to those sympathetic to Pak’s call to emulate, you can’t really extol Japanese ethics without embracing meritocracy and abandonment of the subsidies ethos; you cannot just emulate Japanese’ obsession with cleanliness without factoring in the cultural legacy of Shinto religion and its precepts that are not applicable to us – and for those sympathetic to Kit’s call for resignation, you can’t expect ½ past six ministers to resign out of shame of scandal and incompetence when we’re not a “warrior martial†people like Japanese putting honour more important than Life itself and committing hara-kiri when in defeat!
As I said in my earlier first posting, culture is an amalgam of interconnected strands of values in a seamless web in respect to which one cannot selectively pick on one or two or more strands of what one thinks are good whilst ignoring the context and their interconnectedness with other cultural strands making the whole matrix of culture that you one does not accept. That I believe is the point sought to be clarified here.
#10 by susmaryosep on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 11:46 am
You are right Jeff, one cannot isolate just one trait and force feed it into another culture. The chinese always like to spit anywhere, and rather than telling them to stop, the Beijing govt is contemplating building spitoons at strategic points in the City in time for the olympics, and taxi drivers have plastic bags to spit in!!! And just look at Chinese toilets in the rural areas, they double up as fertiliser “stores”. If the culture has been to use leaves and sand to clean up, no amount of jacuzzi type toilets will induce cleaner habits. Yucks! we have to live with our dirty habits after all….. :-)
#11 by Jeffrey on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 11:49 am
I hope with the Japanese using their cutting-edge technology, I will not have anything that hangs out cut off – Diaperhead.
Japanese are pushing the frontiers. 2 major Japanese manufacturers are developing their latest project of a toilet that doubles as a doctor’s office. At Matsushita’s research center in Tokyo, scientists explain how they are working on embedding technology in the porcelain that will catch a urine sample, shoot it full of lasers and in short order test it for glucose, kidney disease and eventually even cancer. One of the researchers, Tatsuro Kawamura, says future smart toilets will compile and compare medical results day by day, allowing doctors to spot important changes.
Another more kinky manufacturer is drawing up plans for a toilet that doubles up as a sexual gynasium with gadgets that satisfy all physiological needs of a person, solo. I won’t go into details here that will affect alot of people sensibilities.
So what is there for Malaysians to compare with what the Japanese do and their habits?
#12 by JACK THE RIPPER on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 11:53 am
To Mr.Badawi
Pls dont be silly.!!!!
Your cabinet were a bunch of Punk & Jerk.
Do followed the Japanese ways, do u know our BN Govt are just better off then Kenya,Nigeria & Bangaladesh.
You should feel lucky that Japan PM till got time to entertain u.
Bodohland only produce bodohmen.,
Mean that Bodohmen rull the CABINET “A Half pass Six Kind”
Sigh…
#13 by k1980 on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 12:55 pm
http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/05/29/asia/29Kazak.php
The authorities in Kazakhstan announced Monday that they had issued an international arrest warrant for Rakhat Aliyev, the powerful but much-loathed son-in-law of President Nursultan Nazarbayev. So you see what can happen to son-in-laws, especially much-loathed ones….when will it happen in Malaysia?
#14 by pamelaoda on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 1:34 pm
ehhhh? Strange? I thought AAB’s mother in law is Japanese?!?! What talking him?
#15 by good coolie on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 1:44 pm
There must be degree/diploma/STPM/SPM courses on how to keep toilets clean. However, we should make sure there are no leaks of the toilet-exam papers like the leaks of the CLP-exam papers of old.
#16 by mendela on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 2:30 pm
AAB is so lazy that he even doesn’t want to study the KPI (Key Performance Index) of each of his minister in order to do the long awaited firing of his imcompetent ministers.
But of course, if he did look at the KPI, the first to fire would be he himself!
#17 by dawsheng on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 2:34 pm
Some people may appears bright until you hear him speak. Now you know why Abdullah kept quiet all the time, now you wish he kept his elegance silence to spare us from being humiliated over and over again. PM Abdullah is history, Malaysians must now keep a lookout for potential candidates for our next PM.
#18 by mendela on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 5:04 pm
dawsheng said //Malaysians must now keep a lookout for potential candidates for our next PM.//
I think cartonist Lat can perform a much better job than Bad-awi.
What about we short list Siti or Alex Young too for this post?
At least these people look better than our sleeping beauty, we are Malaysians, gaya mesti ada.
#19 by Lily on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 7:11 pm
Our PM is finally talking sense on the part about emulating the Japanese. I fully support Abdullah Badawi for setting a precedent by committing suicide.
#20 by k1980 on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 7:23 pm
Grandpop is Chinese, mother in law is Japanese, son in law is Bangladeshi.
#21 by Lily on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 7:36 pm
Instead of going to Japan to observe and learn about their economic progress he occupies his mind with their toilets.
We are now facing economic uncertainties which I think is more crucial and not interested in how to improve the toilet situation.
#22 by ihavesomethingtosay on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 7:55 pm
It’s now possible to categorize Bodohland’s parliamentarian into categoriesm thanks to good old Mr. Bodohman’s toilet comment, in short, what you can find in those defecation holes bears similarity to many of them, they are:………
1. The clean ones, there, you’d find nothing except cleanliness, these are only a small handful, but it is there to antagonize those dirty ones.
2. The wishy washy one, the gooie runny one, this is liken to a poo that cannot decides whether to be firm solid waste or to be just runny gooie ones, represnting indecisiveness, only one wishy washy leader that’d fit this category.
3. The down right dirty one, here, you’d find all kinds of item besides that smelly floatsome, you’d find discarded newspaper that has big letter “MONGO…., C4″, this one is so messed up it will be near impossible to flush, only one candidate fits here.
4. The rock had solid floatsome, these are real tough to get rid of, and is usually in one’s system for to long until they are sort of hardened, similar to the long standing APs and kickbacks I can think of two YBs that will fit into this category, can you?
5. The false alarm, these are liken to one defecation hole that has loud groans and pungent smell, but nothing there, kinda like empty promises, Chinese dog party falls into this category comfortably.
6. The black, runny and smelly one, this category of defecation hole is usually the ones that is down right dirty and smelly, that will stick on whatever it has contacted, kinda like the young kampong hero fella, dirty, smelly and ought to be flush thrice.
7. The all sorts of poo, very smelly one, this is one tough poo with an attitude, with bits of undigested veggie that doubles as toupee and has blood on it sometimes, kinda like that toupee on black Dracula, this challenge 4 times flushing with antiseptic cleaner, as smelly and as untouchable as it comes, one candidate only.
8. The whatever splattered poo, this is one messy poo, soon after leaving the anus, dirties up the place, kind of like dung and close one eye poo.
9. The domino poos, a large category of our beloved poos falls in neatly into this category, you know, sometimes when one airs oneself, others follows, a number of bodohlan’s honourable poos falls into this categories.
Various types of defecation holes and poos are illustrated here, these bear close resemblance to bodohland’s esteem leaders, one just can’t help wonder why there is so much poo in so little a place
In short, no resignation is needed, disinfect them and flush this poo hole clean.
#23 by mendela on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 10:28 pm
This is really a good one, ihavesomethingtosay, well done!
#24 by Not spoon fed on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 11:35 pm
Mahathir had been “LOOKING EAST POLICY”. After his 23 years of ruling Malaysia, he passed down the culture to present prime minister.
You would never expect anything would change!
Look at present state of situtation, no body bother lah. Who care?
You would still see BN continue to win votes in coming general election. There are reasons for this.
#25 by takazawa on Wednesday, 30 May 2007 - 11:53 pm
Yeah, tell me about it, Bodohlah! If you want to follow Japan in terms of cleanliness, I guess the first thing you should focus on is yourself, your cabinet ministers, and your party members. I must say that the public toilets here even smell better than the corrupt practices committed by you and your gang of bandits. So don’t be so quick to pick on the lesser evils.
#26 by takazawa on Thursday, 31 May 2007 - 12:41 am
Since he is so obsessed with the Japanese culture of toilet cleanliness and hygiene, perhaps a special ministry should be formed and a Japanese minister of toiletries should be appointed just for this lame purpose.
Speaking of the Look-East policy, why not look down south since it is less far-fetched? If the nation of 42 years old (8 years younger) can do it, why can’t Bodohland? Issit due to jealousy or what?
If the Japanese were to slaughter the Malays instead of the Chinese during WWII, do you think TDM would have advocated the Look-East policy? I don’t mean that the Look-East policy is unnecessary but why does our government only single out Japan and not Korea/Europe/America/Australia? Talking about imperialism and colonialism, didn’t the Japanese invade us as well?
I don’t understand why our government has the penchant of picking and choosing values to emulate from the Japanese whenever it suits them and not the entire context.
What about PSD efficiency? Meritocracy? Discipline? Diligence? Punctuality? Incorrupt governance? Systematic and creative education system? Effective traffic law enforcement?
#27 by dawsheng on Thursday, 31 May 2007 - 1:04 am
We should now think how to survive our national “leaderless” crisis. The general election is closing in at a time ripe for disaster, from now on uncertainties rule the days ahead of us. We should be very worry when our PM’s overseas trip end up as toilet lessons. PM Abdullah’s economic agenda is full of contradictions. If PM Abdullah can talk to PM Lee of Singapore to invest in IDR, why can’t he talk to the local Chinese to do the same? We are not short of business leaders to develop Johor Bahru, are we? Looks like it was a smokescreen afterall and one can’t help but ask what is it at the end of the fork? Someone got to tell the PM either you do it or you don’t do anything at all, don’t even talk. It is time to call for the general election, the country cannot afford such a wishy washy leader like PM Abdullah. But why aren’t we do anything yet? See how powerless we became to decide for ourselves.
#28 by Bigjoe on Thursday, 31 May 2007 - 9:31 am
Having worked in Japan and other places, what bother me most about the PM comment is how shallow he is in observing the Japanese. All he see is the superficial and not an iota of idea of how the result is obtained.
The Japanese standards of excellence is both a technical and cultural one. Their social homogeneity and compliance is legendary and at its core highly complicated.
Certaintly there are things to be learned but culturally we are different and the idea that we can reached the same standards by emulating them shivers me down the spine and aghast me at the level of superficiality of our top leader.
#29 by FuturePolitician on Thursday, 31 May 2007 - 10:06 am
Why do you call your Prime Minister “PAK LAH”? It sounds like… kampung people. We have our past prime minister having title like ” Bapa kemerdekaan”, “Bapa perindustrian”,etc… our current PM? “Bapa..?”
#30 by FuturePolitician on Thursday, 31 May 2007 - 10:17 am
LOOK EAST POLICIES begin with Tun Dr.Mahathir… He has the vision..and yet many of his compatriot dont see the need to emulate the Japanese Culture in someways especially in the social,technology and business working ettiques.
It is a disbelieve that our PakLah is surprised of Japanese high standard in their society structure and discipline. It shows his ignorance for the past…. huh? how many years?
Now TDM is being shunned away, because TDM has always tried to change the country’s majority by showing them the world and bring the world to Malaysia.. and many dont like TDM’s vision..It goes against their ego of thinking they are the best from the rest…who needs them when we got Petronas
#31 by bbtan on Thursday, 31 May 2007 - 11:26 am
Mr PM, most Malaysians, including yourself, cant follow the culture of the Japanese that uses minimal water in the toilet, to keep the floor clean. You dont have to pass a statistic paper in a university to know that wet floors attract the tait kucing or whatever that is stuck to the soles of your shoes.
#32 by Cinapek on Thursday, 31 May 2007 - 4:13 pm
It is incredible the fascination we have with clean toilets. More incredible is the wealth of knowledge being shared here on the what, where, how and when of toilet habits.
Did’nt I read somewhere we are inviting a “Doc. Toilet” from Botswana to help with our toilet revolution?
On the subject of Japanese toilet habits, there is one that I am still trying to figure out and I hope some who has lived in Japan long can help me answer it. Japanese men would not hesitate to pee on the sidewalks especially at night. I have seen this in abundance in Osaka and was actually advised not to step on puddles on sidewalks if there is no rain. Such a contradiction as I agree their toilets are indeed spotless. Maybe, the sidewalks habits keep the toliets clean.
Digressing a little, if you are visiting Sweden, take note an average height Malaysian usually cannot reach the urinals of most Swedish toilets. They are built higher for the taller Swedes. Either you shoot upwards or bring a stool.
#33 by mendela on Thursday, 31 May 2007 - 5:59 pm
Malays can make smarter if they use chopsticks instead of hands.
History has shown clearly that the mind of human beings improves greatly if tools are used.
By the way, pls use tissue paper too to make you more brainy…
#34 by atrulymalaysian on Thursday, 31 May 2007 - 7:20 pm
Futurepolitician says,
Why do you call your Prime Minister “PAK LAHâ€Â? It sounds like… kampung people. We have our past prime minister having title like †Bapa kemerdekaanâ€Â, “Bapa perindustrianâ€Â,etc… our current PM? “Bapa..?â€Â
Our current PM is “Bapa Mertua KJ”…
#35 by ihavesomethingtosay on Friday, 1 June 2007 - 12:20 am
mendala,, funny one, but I had to disagree, judging from 2006′s UMNO GA, when Keris was use, that pudding is still no smarter.
#36 by takazawa on Friday, 1 June 2007 - 3:27 am
Cinapek,
Only Sweden has high-up urinals? It should be the whole of Europe I guess since Europeans are naturally tall and huge in size.
#37 by mendela on Saturday, 2 June 2007 - 1:13 pm
Chopsticks only works in pair. That is why it is difficult to master.
The use of chopsticks will excite our left brain and make us smarter.
Look at all the advanced countries or territories in Asia, be it Japan, Korea, Singapore, HK, Taiwan, what do they have in common?
Look at China and Vietnam too, these are the giants that are over-taking Malaysia fast!
Let’s ignore North Korea, it is all the fat Kim’s faults!
#38 by mendela on Saturday, 2 June 2007 - 1:22 pm
takazawa,
I visited both Sweden and Finland two weeks ago. Indeed Swedish toilets are much taller than the Fins.
Unlike Malaysian toilets, both are almost spotless though.
By the way, Finland only have 5.2 Millions of population. But they have Nokia, which commands 36% of world mobile phone market!
Malaysia has a population of 26 Millions, we have Proton and Putrajaya!
#39 by DiaperHead on Sunday, 3 June 2007 - 1:25 am
“Instead of going to Japan to observe and learn about their economic progress he occupies his mind with their toilets.” Lily
He has a toilet mentality. Who can blame him since he spends most of his working hours in the toilet. Then when he comes out of his many toilets, he asks why he was not told this and that.
The rest of the time when he is not in the toilet, he is sleep walking!
#40 by BoDo Singh on Sunday, 3 June 2007 - 7:39 am
Naah! When he is not in the toilet he is busy flushing stuff down the toilet. Wonder why.
#41 by sheriff singh on Sunday, 3 June 2007 - 11:56 pm
Wonder why? You in it?